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            <title>Did the “Enron of Norway” Pull a Fast One On Microsoft?  More Details About the Mess at Fast Search &amp; Transfer</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/fast-article-car.png&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/fast-article-car.png&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; title=&quot;fast-article-car&quot; class=&quot;alignnone size-medium wp-image-19605&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fastsearch.com&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/fast.jpg&quot; class=&quot;shot&quot; alt=&quot;fast.jpg&quot;/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Even back in January when Microsoft agreed to pay &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/01/08/microsoft-has-announced-a-takeover-bid-for-fast-search-transfer-priced-at-12-billion/&quot;&gt;$1.2 billion&lt;/a&gt; for enterprise search company &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fastsearch.com&quot;&gt;Fast Search &amp;#038; Transfer&lt;/a&gt;, it was mired in an accounting scandal and trading in its stock had been suspended.  Its aggressive accounting for phantom deals that never materialized earned it the moniker the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.portfolio.com/news-markets/top-5/2008/05/19/Microsofts-Deal-Plans#page1&quot;&gt;&amp;#8220;Enron of Norway.&amp;#8221;&lt;/a&gt;  But more sordid details keep coming out from some tenacious reporting by the Norwegian press.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The latest account comes in the June 28 issue of the Norwegian magazine &lt;em&gt;Dagens Næringsliv&lt;/em&gt;.  In an &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dn.no/forsiden/borsMarked/article1434702.ece&quot;&gt;article&lt;/a&gt; (in Norwegian) by Trond Sundnes, Dagens Næringsliv, Gøran Skaalmo, the magazine details how the Norwegian company booked free software trials as revenues, and how its executives set up shell corporations for allegedly self-dealing purposes.  A translated version of the article (embedded below) is making the rounds among Fast&amp;#8217;s competitors and inside Microsoft itself. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The problems at Fast were financial in nature and tied to an overly aggressive sales culture, which arguably Microsoft can fix.  But it does point to a certain blindness on the part of Microsoft, or at least a willingness to look the other way, in its obsessive quest to become a player in search (see &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/07/01/ballmer-on-yahoo-deal-the-bankers-screwed-everything-up/&quot;&gt;Yahoo&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/07/01/ok-now-its-done-microsoft-to-acquire-powerset/&quot;&gt;Powerset&lt;/a&gt;).  It also raises questions about Fast&amp;#8217;s underlying search technology.  If Fast was having trouble closing deals for its products, how good can its technology really be?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to the article, Fast had booked $50 million in fake revenue, $20 million in fictional contracts, and former top executives closely linked to CEO Markus Lervik siphoned off $6 million to shell companies they controlled.  Lervik continues to lead the business and is currently the vice president for enterprise search at Microsoft.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some of the details from the article include:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;—The company had an aggressive practice of giving enterprise customers free trial periods and marking them down as tentative deals. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—One of these was a large $18 million deal with Australian Telecom company Telstra that the company recognized as revenues in late 2006.  But the deal then failed to materialize.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—A second deal for which Fast never got paid was with Accoona, another shady search company.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—An audit uncovered unauthorized payments to a shell company in Fort Myers, Florida called Archtech that is owned by a former Fast VP, Peter Bauert and Fasts&amp;#8217;s former CFO Ali Riaz (through yet another company he controls called Bluebird Collabo). That&amp;#8217;s Riaz in the Audi pictured above.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lervik never responded to repeated requests for comment, but Microsoft did.  It sent adjusted annual reports for 2006 and 2007 which noted that over 30 million Norwegian Kroner ($6 million) was “irregularly” paid and &amp;#8220;wrongly approved&amp;#8221; to:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;
&lt;em&gt;. . . companies owned or controlled by persons who at the time of the transactions were closely related parties.  &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That is an apparent reference to Archtech and other shell companies that were supposedly reselling Fast software.  The problem, according to the the documents Microsoft provided, was that these related companies &amp;#8220;purchased&amp;#8221; $3.5 million worth of software licenses for which Fast was never actually paid.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I always wondered what the &amp;#8220;transfer&amp;#8221; part of Fast Search &amp;#038; Transfer referred to.&lt;/p&gt;
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            <title>Benefits In Marketing Over The Internet</title>
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            <description>&lt;p&gt;Advantages came ready made with internet marketing. These original advantages have continued to increase as the state of the internet has improved. Everybody has had a never satisfied wish for more, better, and faster access to products and service across the entire area of internet marketing. There is no indication that this will ever change, and so the number of online customers, as well as the number of advantages, for online sales will continue to grow.&lt;/p&gt;


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	&lt;p&gt;By starting a business over the internet you&amp;#8217;ll certainly gain an advantage as you can literally sell your product to the world. Indeed this increases your number of customers, as internet reaches ever corner of this world. You can access and interact to millions of people all around the world and satisfy the need of them who approach you, only if you have your store online. More and more people are registering online each day. While they are added to the internet, they are also added to your customer database. This definitely provides you a wide array of advantages.&lt;/p&gt;


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            <title>[Haskell-cafe] Fast number parsing with strict bytestrings [Was:</title>
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            <description>Helma is an open source web application framework for fast and efficient scripting and serving of your websites and Internet applications. Helma is written in Java and employs Javascript for its server-side scripting environment, removing the need for com</description>
            
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            <title>SimplePie: Super-fast, easy-to-use, RSS and Atom feed parsing in PHP.</title>
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            <description>SimplePie is a very fast and easy-to-use class, written in PHP, that puts the simple&#039; back into really simple syndication&#039;. Flexible enough to suit beginners and veterans alike, SimplePie is focused on speed, ease of use, compatibility and stand</description>
            
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            <title>Fast and Luxurious</title>
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            <description>&lt;div class=&quot;video metacafe&quot;&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;object width=&quot;690&quot; height=&quot;512&quot;&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;movie&quot; value=&quot;http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1351393/clio.swf&quot;/&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;allowScriptAccess&quot; value=&quot;sameDomain&quot;/&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;menu&quot; value=&quot;false&quot;/&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;quality&quot; value=&quot;best&quot;/&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;bgcolor&quot; value=&quot;#ffffff&quot;/&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;scale&quot; value=&quot;doesaffect&quot;/&gt;&lt;param name=&quot;wmode&quot; value=&quot;transparent&quot;/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://download.macromedia.com/&quot;&gt;Download latest version of Flash to view video!&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1351393/clio.swf&quot; class=&quot;lightwindow&quot;&gt; Click Here to View in Full Screen Mode&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;kinda stupid but funny&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;

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            <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 15:53:24 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>All about Linux: Xfce 4.2 - A light weight window manager heavy in features.</title>
            <link>http://swik.net/Xfce/del.icio.us%2Ftag%2Fxfce/All+about+Linux%3A+Xfce+4.2+-+A+light+weight+window+manager+heavy+in+features./b54dw</link>
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            <link>http://swik.net/opensource/del.icio.us+tag%2Fopensource/memcached%3A+a+distributed+memory+object+caching+system/b5y4a</link>
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            <description>interesting article on fast infoset, a project implementing a binary standard for representing XML that leads to increased serialization/parsing performance and decreased payload size</description>
            
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            <link>http://swik.net/Xfce/del.icio.us%2Ftag%2Fxfce/Xubuntu.org+%7C+Xubuntu+Linux/b4k2u</link>
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            <link>http://swik.net/Kellan-Elliot-Mcrea/Laughing+Meme/InnoDB+1.0%3A+%E2%80%9CFast+index+creation%3A+add+or+drop+indexes+without+copying+the+data%E2%80%9D/b4bub</link>
            <description>&lt;p&gt;Because the write locking happens at data copy time.  If this pans out looks like they&amp;#8217;ll have managed to stay focused post-Oracle acquisition.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
            
            <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:19:09 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description>Directory Deployment from NetBeans to GlassFish</description>
            
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            <pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:53:55 -0700</pubDate>
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            <link>http://swik.net/Web2.0/TechCrunch/FastCompany.TV+Launches%3A+More+Scoble%2C+Now+On+A+Beach/b3fxw</link>
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&lt;p&gt;Nearly missed this one. The Robert Scoble run &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fastcompany.tv&quot;&gt;FastCompany.TV&lt;/a&gt; has launched with more Scoble, more often. In the intro video above Scoble explains what he has planned for the site, complete with a beach scene that is straight out of a daytime soap opera.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The site has launched with two shows, Scobleizer TV, Scoble&amp;#8217;s own show that was previously with Podtech, and &amp;#8220;FastCompany Live,&amp;#8221; live video shot from cell phones Qik style.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So far Scoble hasn&amp;#8217;t cried in any of the videos I&amp;#8217;ve watched; perhaps in future episodes they&amp;#8217;ll place puppies and kittens on the beach to get the tears happening, or maybe baby seals to keep with the nautical theme.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;See our previous coverage of FastCompany.tv &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/01/25/scoble-sells-out/&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/01/15/confirmed-scoble-going-to-fast-company-to-build-army-of-scoble-show-style-shows/&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update&lt;/strong&gt;:  Here&amp;#8217;s what made Scoble cry, his video of the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/02/18/microsoft-to-announce-worldwide-telescope-on-january-27/&quot;&gt;WorldWide Telescope&lt;/a&gt; project.  The light show starts about a quarter of the way in:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Crunch Network&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;:  &lt;a href=&quot;http://mobilecrunch.com/&quot;&gt;MobileCrunch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt; &lt;/em&gt;Mobile Gadgets and Applications, Delivered Daily.&lt;/p&gt;

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